Top 9 Stupid Things to Buy – Stuffed Animals & Teddy Bears

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1. Liquid Ass


Liquid Ass

Liquid Ass #ad - Let the games begin. Smells like Ass; Only worse. Liquid ass is made in the USA and never ships from China. Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray. 30 milliliter 1 fluid ounce size enough for many room-evacuating emissions. Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle. Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor.
BrandLiquid Ass #ad
ManufacturerLiquid Assets Novelties LLC #ad
Height1.1 Inches
Length4.1 Inches
Weight0.1 Pounds
Width1.1 Inches
Part Number2366
WarrantyNo Warranty

2. Perler


Yellow, Perler Beads Fuse Beads for Crafts, 1000pcs

Perler #ad - Contains 1000 pieces. Fused beads by Perler. These yellow perler beads are an essential part of any perler bead kid's activity set! Use your yellow perler beads with a pre-made Perler bead design or get creative and make your own! Yellow perler beads make a fun and easy arts and crafts activity for children! Use Perler pegboards, ironing paper, and an iron to complete your easy kid's craft. For ages 6 and up. Yellow perler beads suitable for ages 6 and up. Use with your favorite pegboards and patterns not included. Includes 1000 yellow Perler fuse beads.
BrandPerler #ad
ManufacturerSimplicity Creative Corp. #ad
Height1.53 Inches
Length6.66 Inches
Weight0.05 Pounds
Width3.8 Inches
Part Number80-19003
WarrantyNo warranty.

3. Archie McPhee


8", Archie McPhee 11761 Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle Multi-colored

Archie McPhee #ad - Batteries included. Hours of mindless entertainment. Great gift for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle.
BrandArchie McPhee #ad
ManufacturerFlat River Group #ad
Height3 Inches
Length6 Inches
Weight0.11 Pounds
Width3 Inches
Part Number11761
WarrantyNo Warranty

4. Purple Ladybug Novelty


Fun Art Kit, for Girls, & Women, Boys, Teens, Purple Ladybug Rainbow Scratch Off Mini Art Notes +2 Wooden Stylus Set: 150 Sheets of Rainbow Scratch Paper for Kids Arts & Crafts Activities

Purple Ladybug Novelty #ad - High quality paper! this is not flimsy notepad style scratch drawing paper but super thick and high quality card stock material measuring 3. 5 x 3. 5 inches; rainbow drop scratch paper is unlined for versatility. So many uses! use this black scratch off paper as an adult doodle pad, for kids crafts, to jot to-do lists, to write thank you cards or I love you notes, as a unique office memo or to play tic tac toe.

Cute desktop design! this set of 150 scratch paper notes is as cute as it is fun, with shiny and eye-catching notecards and a rainbow design desktop dispenser that has a convenient holder for a stylus. A great gift! the creativity of this rainbow scratch paper and the beautiful packaging make it a great present for almost anyone, artistic types, including women, teens, children, coworkers and friends.

Magic doodle paper - blank novelty note cards with a fun rainbow color layer hidden under the black matte coating; each order comes with one box of with 150 sheets of notecard scratch paper, 2 stylus pens for messages, small notes or scratch paper art.
BrandPurple Ladybug Novelty #ad
ManufacturerPurple Ladybug Novelty #ad
Height2.17 Inches
Length3.54 Inches
Weight0.6 Pounds
Width3.54 Inches
Part NumberA-PL-0170

5. Talkie Toys Products


Fuck It! Button

Talkie Toys Products #ad - Features 10 outrageously funny Fuck It phrases with crazy background sound effects. Button sold individually. Fuck it button is made very durable, lightweight, and is battery operated Batteries Included. Fuck it button brings humorous stress relief to life’s most frustrating moments. Office desk toys make for funny office gifts, funny gag gifts and effective stress relief toys. Sound button is black with a big red button.
BrandTalkie Toys Products #ad
ManufacturerTalkie Toys #ad
Height3 Inches
Length3 Inches
Weight0.14 Pounds
Width2.2 Inches
Part NumberM6FIT



JIAKAI DIY Assemble Useless Box for Birthday and Party Gift Toys Game

JIAKAI #ad - Best gift:a perfect gift to your freinds and family. Requires 2 AA batteries not included. Note : acrylic board sided with a protective film, please put the protective film be removed before use. Size: 14 x8x6cm 5. 5*3. 15*2. 35in. Color: black, material: acrylic.
BrandJIAKAI #ad
ManufacturerJIAKAI #ad
Height4.1 Inches
Length7.8 Inches
Weight0.55 Pounds
Width5.7 Inches
Part NumberLIU-2000

7. Archie McPhee - Accoutrements


Accoutrements Handihorse

Archie McPhee - Accoutrements #ad - From five. Fingered fist to fantastic filly. Brand new in Box. This is a set of five soft vinyl finger puppets. Four 2" 5. 1 cm hooves and a 2" 5. 1 cm horse head.
BrandArchie McPhee - Accoutrements #ad
ManufacturerArchie McPhee - Accoutrements #ad
Height5 Inches
Length1.25 Inches
Weight0.19 Pounds
Width4 Inches
Part NumberFBA_12543

8. Witty Yeti


Super Hilarious, Novelty Prank Mail Tube. We'll Ship an Anonymous, Embarrassing Package to Mortify and Offend Your Friends. Get Revenge with The Best Funny Adult Gag Gift and Practical Joke Packaging

Witty Yeti #ad - Turn valentines day into april fools when you send your ex boyfriend or girlfriend this uncensored practical joke from an "embarrassing website. Mortify them with our big, bold packaging. Guaranteed for life. Professional pranksters love the extreme embarrassment caused when they force their friend to sign for a hysterical bday present.

We offer a no-nonsense lifetime satisfaction guarantee on all of our novelty Witty Yeti mailer pranks and gag gifts. Make them blush with this uncensored gag gift from an inappropriate website with our big, bold packaging that can't be missed. Or not! you can choose "add gift Options" during checkout and leave a funny custom note that we'll include in the package. Take your prank war to the next level.

Pranksters anonymous. Or not! go incognito and stick it to your boss without getting fired with this humorous surprise. Have the last laugh with the ultimate revenge prank. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right! Special delivery: you can upgrade to make them sign for it. Simply pick expedited shipping at checkout. Mom, dad, friends, and family - no one is safe from this inappropriate prank.
BrandWitty Yeti #ad
ManufacturerWitty Yeti #ad
Weight0.25 Pounds
Part NumberPrank Toy Mailer

9. Magnetic Poetry


Magnetic Poetry Original Kit Tin

Magnetic Poetry #ad - The first and original! this is the kit that, symphony, time, dream and many, many more! magnetic poetry is a pop culture phenomenon, has launched a gajillion fridge door poems! Includes a gorgeous symphony of words including of course gorgeous, soar, since it came out in 1993, elaborate, and it keeps growing! PLEASE NOTE: Packaging may vary.

Please click on the magnetic Poetry brand name above the title of this page to browse other sets, made by us. With dozens of other themed kits the possibilities are endless. Magnetic poetry is both a creative writing aid, messages to your roommates, and just a really fun and limitless toy. Made in the usa - magnetic poetry is the inventor of the magnetic word tile, including themed sets, are nontoxic, and we're still a small US company that takes great pride in every set we make. Teachers have told us that it is a fun educational manipulative, and learn syntax and sentence structure, from children to adults.

Magnet words make a great dorm room accessory, giftable 4. 75 x 6 inch cardboard box no longer includes tin. Our sets are made in America, and comply with all American and international safety guidelines and regulations. They're not just fridge words, you can write an ode on your commode, or a novelette on your omelette maker. Great for teachers - magnetic poetry is used in the classroom by english teachers, as well as esl english as a Second Language educators.
BrandMagnetic Poetry #ad
ManufacturerMagnetic Poetry #ad
Height5.5 Inches
Length4.25 Inches
Weight0.01 Pounds
Width2 Inches
Part NumberMP3000